Friday, December 31, 2010

For To Be Mother Russian Poem

Year 2011 to all Tiko Tiko died

was my habit to change the look of the blog at the beginning of each year, but this time I'll have to wait a couple of months until I bought my new computer.

Anyway, happy years.

softness What is with you!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

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with great sadness that I received this morning the news of the death of the popular clown Tiko Tiko. With over 30 year career, Ernesto Huertas, a Colombian who embodied the clown, passed away product of a fulminating heart attack.

Those who already spent three decades of life we \u200b\u200bhave fond memories of Tiko Tiko, who with their songs and tips we had fun in the evenings and more than one saved us from a social studies test contained the question: Name the 9 planets solar system. And how to forget

songs like "The Tree" or "You have to sport", which among other Tiko Tiko reminds us that resources never used obscene or vulgar to entertain. Despite the popularity of reggaeton and other crap tunes that became popular among children, he never used them to put music to its numbers. Today

costumes of sequins and colorful hats hung in the closet of the memory of thousands of men, women and children just do not enjoy his presence.

Rest in peace Tiko Tiko.



Incidentally, today is April Fool's Day and Tiko Tiko is more alive than ever and entertaining new generations like my nephews, who despite their young ages (2 and 1 year) are not lost, on any weekend, the program.

Monday, December 20, 2010

67 Chevelle Ss Restorable

Kathiuska photos Peralta

Just as our dear friends: China Suarez, Gineth Moreno, Maria Sol Galarza and Nebraska Caputti, Kathiuska Peralta joins them to the hall of fame of the girls who paid for bastards screen to be photographed in sexual situations with the promise that photos will not be posted on the Internet.

Ecuador Girls, do not be assholes. If you are going to Q-leo not stop photographing and eye, not his sexual friends are bad data because they put the photos on the Internet. Sometimes even they who went up the photos. Today there is something called Bluetooth that is one way to transmit information between multiple devices using the same technology, including cell phones. What usually happens is that some are just idiots and do not put password to access via bluetooth and is simple, using a laptop with bluetooth, enter the phone and get everything: photos, music, phone book.

And if these recommendations do not learn the lesson, then fuck and mourn for output as amateur porn stars.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Jockstrap Under Wrestling Singlet

The curious diction of "Guayacosh ..."

if it's just not characteristic of us Guayaquileños or perhaps all guayasenses might even be common to the coast, but say they understand why we eat the "esses" (letter, no shit).

Actually I had not noticed and some of you either, because all we sound alike, but really the majority, if not all, are not properly pronounce the "S". I noticed that for the first time after listening to a podcast from Eduardo Arcos ALT1040 and editor of PC Magazine, a Mexican woman whose name I forget, who was ridiculed in the diction of Arcos.

then read aloud a few sentences and run and you'll realize what I'm talking about:

vinyl discs are no longer hear well.
The stadium was packed
The island was deserted
You are the person for the job

If cheated to pronounce the phrases, each one sounded like this:

Loj dijcos vinyl and not well ejcuchan
The ejtadio ejtaba to burst
The desert was Ikhlaas
Ujted is the right person for the job.

Guayacash pronunciation rule ...
From what I noticed, when there is a sound / s / between a vowel and a consonant, the Guaiac pronounce the "S" and "J". So words such as: stage, disco, was, an island, you become eJtadio, diJco, eJtaba, Ikhlaas, uJted.

addition, when speaking quickly does, these jacks are lost and seem to speak phonetically "s's eating."

This rule also applies for the letter "X" in words like exquisite, former employees, ex.

And ujted nuejtra another peculiarity of speech has been found?

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Legionella Fever Relative Bradycardia

Commission reveals the truth about the alleged coup status in 30-S

After a thorough analysis of the events that took place in Ecuador on September 30, 2010, a committee of experts hired by the Office of Ecuador, came to revealing conclusions.

The President of the Republic is inflaming the minds of anyone.
both media and social networking via the Internet, has been demonized too the images of President Correa speaking to the police. What seemed to be a harangue to the assassination actually had another connotation.

The president, just that day was very hot, it was a very sunny day in Quito. So much heat had to be loosened his tie to feel more comfortable. He then turned to two aides and Emen Mata surname and said, "If I want, Mata, arm mate, Emen. "The president has recently become an avid consumer of yerba mate that her friend Cristina Fernandez sent from Argentina and simply wanted to invite you to drink herbal tea to the police to relax and to deal more calmly the impasse.

Unfortunately the police did not get the message heard and thought the president said, "If you want to kill me, kill me." And so began the whole problem.

The President if he was kidnapped
The commission ruled that doctors at the military hospital retained against his will President Correa. Medical reports show clear signs of restraint, look at the underlined phrases:

- The patient must be immobilized to prevent further damage to his recently operated knee.
- It is recommended that the president remain at rest, in-room at least 8 hours for full recovery .
- You must prevent smoothly. However, any communication receive or do in an emergency, must be addressed immediately .


conspiracy existed for a coup
The committee also reviewed all that was said about the president in the social networks that day. Filtered sentences containing words like "bitch," "bastard," "fag," "soplaverga", "Tragedy", and analyzed twitter hashtags as "# valesvergacorrea", "# correamariconhijodelasmilputas", "# muerteacorrea" and determined a high degree of people with a tendency conspiracy.

were analyzed calls from several government officials and found that some of them were reported with friends of relatives of the nephew of the sister of a concido which has connections with the Patriotic Society, a sign that everything planned Lucio Gutiérrez .

No censorship to freedom of expression
The committee wishes to make clear there was no censorship of freedom of expression as the indefinite and mandatory national chain to be forwarded to the television and radios of the country did not prevent journalists of media to express themselves freely. They could use other means such as smoke signals, telegraph, batiseñal, mobile, twitter, facebook and the like.

Final recommendations of the commission
Among the recommendations made by the committee include:

- train groups of citizens to be on constant alert to any threat against the established order. The goal is that by the end of 2011, has a national alliance akin to country within the family.
- Increase the presence of the government's image in media. To achieve this goal, every day, every fifteen minutes, a five-minute advertisement on the government will be displayed on the television and radio will be transmitted to the government praise songs performed by renowned singers and groups.
- Taxing to 69% VAT on newspapers and magazines that do not have a social order in order to democratize access to information and end the smear campaigns of the power groups entrenched in media written communication.
- Reforming the Companies Act to limit the shareholding in more than a means of communication to any person or company in Ecuador. This will prevent the monopoly of the media. Every citizen has the right to participate as a shareholder and / or administrator in one and only one type of media: magazines, newspapers, radio, television, internet.
- Asking the ISPs to all outgoing traffic is redirected by a same proxy to determine which pages are connected to the Ecuadorians and identify conspirators time regime.

Finally, do not believe all the garbage you just read. It's just a joke and none of this is real. It was not even written by me but by another person who also has access to this site.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Shortwave Speaker Wire Ant

Ecuador Ecuador has celebrated its first homosexual marriage homosexual

Ecuadorians should feel proud of the achievements of our country as it really implausible things happen here worthy of record in the pages created it or not, Ripley!

The latest is a marriage that was propaganda as "the first marriage homosexual made in Ecuador. "The interesting thing is that one party is a woman who became a sex change to become a man and married a man ...

Yes ... I too I was half bewildered. This is a woman who was man and made to look like man operation, but being a man is attracted to men. Osea is a homosexual within the body of a woman ... Or put Otherwise, a woman who wanted to have a penis to stick in the anus of another man and in turn receive the penis of a man inside his anus, but not inside your vagina.

Well ... the bottom line is that has nothing that homosexual Marriage and "in essence" civil registration did not violate the Constitution because it is a marriage between a man and a woman look as though the man and woman have penis.

But what happens when the Ecuadorian gay sex is changed both physically and in his civilian identity want to marry someone of the same sex? Take precedence of form over substance, ie to allow marriage between a woman who was a man but that the card is listed as wife with another man, or the essence will prevail, meaning that although the card says it wife, his male essence prevents you from marrying another man? Do not miss this episode of the telenovela, the cum and Profane.

Monday, December 13, 2010

How To Cover Ugly Sink Pipes

world

As is typical this time of year, witches / as, fortune tellers, girls and visionaries make their predictions about what will happen in the new year. Today, using the powers given me strength, I will make my predictions for 2011

Sports
Barcelona not be champion this year . The Curse of Makanaki still making the rounds and despite making good games, key in fighting against: Emelec, Liga de Quito, El Nacional and Deportivo Quito will keep away from the cup for another year.

Barcelona Maruri waiver. Eduardo Maruri finally realizes that what he is advertising and left the presidency of Barcelona. Instead, fans who choose to Alfonso Harb promises to Copa Libertadores 2012 and the championship the same year.

Liga de Quito again American champion. To the dismay of the FC Barcelona, \u200b\u200bLiga de Quito wins again in Libertadores Cup final against a team from Argentina. This time the final final will be played in Quito.

Farándula and media
A well-known Radio announcer Diblú out of the closet. They say that those who boast about something, do so because they lack that. Thus, the sexual preferences of a terrible announcer speech is evident.

Sports journalist change channels. Tired of so many eggs in the channel where he works, a longtime sports journalist resigns and is hired in another string where it has greater freedom to undertake new projects.

TV mourning dies screen character. A beloved character and part of the Ecuadorian television history leaves this world. Peace in his grave.
Andres Crespo
wins major award. Ecuadorian filmmaker Andres Crespo, is a major creditor of international award for one of their productions.

wedding bells ring for another journalist Diblú. This year jod .. say, the house, a radio journalist Diblú endearing. Right there ...


Policy Important character is killed. An influential South American political and social trends is killed when she attended a meeting in another South American country. The killer committed suicide by swallowing cyanide so as not to discover the intellectual authors.

South American country is the target of terrorist attacks . Fundamentalist groups opposed to the government of this country carry out terrorist acts in different cities. Killed hundreds of citizens. The country's president decreed a state of emergency and assumed full powers. Clashes flare up and end up killing his wife and children. The president resigned and peace returns to the country.

FARC lay down their arms. After many years, the FARC in Colombia lay down their arms, but in the north, a new form and guerrillas call themselves: Guevarists Bolivarian forces. Found in his possession weapons of North Korean and Iranian manufacture.

These are some of the visions I had thanks to the power (or perhaps were the result of poisoning with psychoactive substance I gave Miley Cyrus?). We'll see if any are true.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

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Forecasts for 2011 "The government wants to take over National Beer? French Classes

The title of this post is one of the guesswork that can form around the problem that crosses national beer company, because I really can not find a logical explanation for it all.

First let's look at history:

- A workers' union claims the payment of utilities from 1990 to 2005 the amount of which reaches 90 million
- A judge in the trial of childhood and adolescence welcomes the request of former employees and gives the ban on leaving the directors and officers of the Brewery . It also requests the freezing of funds of the company in any financial institution, prohibits the sale of shares and (WATCH OUT FOR THIS) PROHIBITED manufactures and markets PILSENER BEER AND CLUB.

"The judge is dumb or made?
Say the claim of former employees is fair and assume that the 90 million to be paid by the brewery is the correct amount. How the fuck is going to pay that amount if the brewery can not sell its flagship products in the month of increased consumption? How do you think, that judge, that the brewery is going to pay their workers the thirteenth and Christmas bonuses if the accounts are frozen?

Here I can only make a few guesses at tremendous stupidity

1) There is a political issue involved. It may be that the government wants to do some shit to Brewery for one of two things: take over the company and make it the first company in Ecuador's socialist (following the example of Chavez) and thereby control the production of beer and their consumers or favoring some current or future competitor Brewery (Cerveceria Polar able to get right now.)

2) Someone very powerful and not necessarily the government is behind all this. Won the argument (outstanding payments of profits), billetió to a judge and got to shake the largest brewer in the country with similar aims as those outlined in the previous point: trying to promote a competitor or just screw the Brewery.

Let's see what happens in the coming days. Perhaps the production of Conquer and come out with flavored Dorada Club Pilsener.

What if I tell you is that you hear a rumor that Sab Miller might leave the management of the brewery once you fix the problem.

Monday, December 6, 2010

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Alicia Machado

addition to its rich culture of the two Chinas, Alicia is very adept at French. According to it, French is so easy to just precede the phrase C'est each word (pronounced / se /) and finish with e. For example:

walked Path = C'est la [is the way]
C'est la Puerta = port [port it]
C'est la chair = chair [it chair]
Now
animals:

Dog dog = C'est la [is the dog]
Cat = C'est la Gate [is the Gate]
= C'est la Donkey Donkey [is the donkey]

Family members:

C'est Sister Brother = [is the brother]
Uncle = C'est la Tie [is SIT]
Dad = C'est la Pape [it pape]
Mom = C'est la mam .... [Is the mam ...] Oops .. I think he forgot there French

Thursday, December 2, 2010

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"SRI investigate Teleamazonas transfer?

was driving my car while listening Televistazo at 13:00 when the news came: in the words of Karl Marx, the IRS will investigate whether the transfer of Teleamazonas shareholders unrelated to the actual banking was fulfilled. In other words, if you really want to know the fat Fidel Egas and not directly or indirectly manages Teleamazonas.

crazy Did Karl Marx? Let me say that it is not for the SRI. Who is responsible is to the Superintendency of Companies. You and your filthy rats Service should be devoted to tax and nothing else. Sure!, Certainly took the opportunity to these statements to be well with the jefecito Correa. Bootlicking!

Kitchen Backsplash Outlets Extend

Nebot vs Correa: girls quarrelsome

I could not start writing in this blog at a better time. The political atmosphere is heated, and what began as another claim of insecurity is becoming a bloody battle between the two most influential politicians of the day: Jaime Nebot and Rafael Correa.

The interesting thing here is that Correa does what he does best: divert attention thanks to their propaganda machine. On Saturday 27, weekly chain, a space devoted to attacking Nebot mustachioed mayor's request to repeal the provision that frees people who have been prey to a year without receiving sentence. Correa, or rather his advisers, data showed that the provision of the Constitution and coidearios Nebot wrote in 1998.

Then he sent a string of the time arrechucona (horny and bullying) to justify giving Nebot where criminals shot and then criticizing the development model of Guayaquil, to be unjust (unfair means), encouraged crime. Also stressed the repressive attitude of the municipality against informal traders infer that what he was doing the same City that fosters crime by not leaving work "honestly" to people.

Nebot sinks
only note that the Mayor is not a good team and marketing image consultant that will make them realize that it is asserting Correa cock in front of the lower middle class people pulling to groundwater.

Although I support the laws and ordinances, the following actions are prejudicial to his political position:

1) To close the premises of the dealers located in the building of the Government of Litoral
2) To close the premises sales of holiday items in certain areas of Guayaquil
3) Do not issue permits for street construction in Mount Sinai
4) According to the newsletter In Touch Ecuavisa Wednesday December 1, preventing the repair Utility luminaries overpass Luis Vernaza hospital
5) According to the same news, take a shit and bouncing pipe coming from the offices of the consortium Puerto Clean (Great irony of life!)

But between fights, this pair of bastards solve nothing and we still under siege from crime.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

فرجينا سكس

neighborhood a dark age is coming to this blog

No, this is not a racist post, I simply stay away from political posts. But as the man is a political animal in this country are fed up material, I invited a very special character who, from now on will be the editor / publisher of these issues. These are the features:

Sex: 5 to 6 times a week
Age: Neither young nor old
Height: Taller than a dwarf
Education: Know greet and thank
Title: This is what goes to the beginning of the posts

Best of all is that we share a love for Star Wars and to continue the line of characters the dark side, we have chosen whom I consider the second best villain of the saga: Darth Maul, but to avoid conflicts with George Lucas, we'll call Darkth Maul (the Dark is black ... do not goats, buddy ... lol .)

This diabolical character fits like a finger to touch subjects as rough and dangerous to health and peace of mind as those related to the policy area of \u200b\u200bEcuador.

Welcome, Darkth Maul.