Commission reveals the truth about the alleged coup status in 30-S After a thorough analysis of the events that took place in Ecuador on September 30, 2010, a committee of experts hired by the Office of Ecuador, came to revealing conclusions. The President of the Republic is inflaming the minds of anyone. both media and social networking via the Internet, has been demonized too the images of President Correa speaking to the police. What seemed to be a harangue to the assassination actually had another connotation. The president, just that day was very hot, it was a very sunny day in Quito. So much heat had to be loosened his tie to feel more comfortable. He then turned to two aides and Emen Mata surname and said, "If I want, Mata, arm mate, Emen. "The president has recently become an avid consumer of yerba mate that her friend Cristina Fernandez sent from Argentina and simply wanted to invite you to drink herbal tea to the police to relax and to deal more calmly the impasse. Unfortunately the police did not get the message heard and thought the president said, "If you want to kill me, kill me." And so began the whole problem. The President if he was kidnapped The commission ruled that doctors at the military hospital retained against his will President Correa. Medical reports show clear signs of restraint, look at the underlined phrases: - The patient must be immobilized to prevent further damage to his recently operated knee. - It is recommended that the president remain at rest, in-room at least 8 hours for full recovery . - You must prevent smoothly. However, any communication receive or do in an emergency, must be addressed immediately . conspiracy existed for a coup The committee also reviewed all that was said about the president in the social networks that day. Filtered sentences containing words like "bitch," "bastard," "fag," "soplaverga", "Tragedy", and analyzed twitter hashtags as "# valesvergacorrea", "# correamariconhijodelasmilputas", "# muerteacorrea" and determined a high degree of people with a tendency conspiracy. were analyzed calls from several government officials and found that some of them were reported with friends of relatives of the nephew of the sister of a concido which has connections with the Patriotic Society, a sign that everything planned Lucio Gutiérrez . No censorship to freedom of expression The committee wishes to make clear there was no censorship of freedom of expression as the indefinite and mandatory national chain to be forwarded to the television and radios of the country did not prevent journalists of media to express themselves freely. They could use other means such as smoke signals, telegraph, batiseñal, mobile, twitter, facebook and the like. Final recommendations of the commission Among the recommendations made by the committee include: - train groups of citizens to be on constant alert to any threat against the established order. The goal is that by the end of 2011, has a national alliance akin to country within the family. - Increase the presence of the government's image in media. To achieve this goal, every day, every fifteen minutes, a five-minute advertisement on the government will be displayed on the television and radio will be transmitted to the government praise songs performed by renowned singers and groups. - Taxing to 69% VAT on newspapers and magazines that do not have a social order in order to democratize access to information and end the smear campaigns of the power groups entrenched in media written communication. - Reforming the Companies Act to limit the shareholding in more than a means of communication to any person or company in Ecuador. This will prevent the monopoly of the media. Every citizen has the right to participate as a shareholder and / or administrator in one and only one type of media: magazines, newspapers, radio, television, internet. - Asking the ISPs to all outgoing traffic is redirected by a same proxy to determine which pages are connected to the Ecuadorians and identify conspirators time regime. Finally, do not believe all the garbage you just read. It's just a joke and none of this is real. It was not even written by me but by another person who also has access to this site.
Ecuador Ecuador has celebrated its first homosexual marriage homosexual Ecuadorians should feel proud of the achievements of our country as it really implausible things happen here worthy of record in the pages created it or not, Ripley! The latest is a marriage that was propaganda as "the first marriage homosexual made in Ecuador. "The interesting thing is that one party is a woman who became a sex change to become a man and married a man ... Yes ... I too I was half bewildered. This is a woman who was man and made to look like man operation, but being a man is attracted to men. Osea is a homosexual within the body of a woman ... Or put Otherwise, a woman who wanted to have a penis to stick in the anus of another man and in turn receive the penis of a man inside his anus, but not inside your vagina. Well ... the bottom line is that has nothing that homosexual Marriage and "in essence" civil registration did not violate the Constitution because it is a marriage between a man and a woman look as though the man and woman have penis. But what happens when the Ecuadorian gay sex is changed both physically and in his civilian identity want to marry someone of the same sex? Take precedence of form over substance, ie to allow marriage between a woman who was a man but that the card is listed as wife with another man, or the essence will prevail, meaning that although the card says it wife, his male essence prevents you from marrying another man? Do not miss this episode of the telenovela, the cum and Profane.
world As is typical this time of year, witches / as, fortune tellers, girls and visionaries make their predictions about what will happen in the new year. Today, using the powers given me strength, I will make my predictions for 2011 Sports Barcelona
not be champion this year . The Curse of Makanaki still making the rounds and despite making good games, key in fighting against: Emelec, Liga de Quito, El Nacional and Deportivo Quito will keep away from the cup for another year. Barcelona Maruri waiver. Eduardo Maruri finally realizes that what he is advertising and left the presidency of Barcelona. Instead, fans who choose to Alfonso Harb promises to Copa Libertadores 2012 and the championship the same year. Liga de Quito again American champion. To the dismay of the FC Barcelona, \u200b\u200bLiga de Quito wins again in Libertadores Cup final against a team from Argentina. This time the final final will be played in Quito. Farándula and media A well-known Radio announcer Diblú out of the closet. They say that those who boast about something, do so because they lack that. Thus, the sexual preferences of a terrible announcer speech is evident. Sports journalist change channels. Tired of so many eggs in the channel where he works, a longtime sports journalist resigns and is hired in another string where it has greater freedom to undertake new projects. TV mourning dies screen character. A beloved character and part of the Ecuadorian television history leaves this world. Peace in his grave. Andres Crespo
wins major award. Ecuadorian filmmaker Andres Crespo, is a major creditor of international award for one of their productions. wedding bells ring for another journalist Diblú. This year jod .. say, the house, a radio journalist Diblú endearing. Right there ... Policy Important character is killed. An influential South American political and social trends is killed when she attended a meeting in another South American country. The killer committed suicide by swallowing cyanide so as not to discover the intellectual authors. South American country is the target of terrorist attacks . Fundamentalist groups opposed to the government of this country carry out terrorist acts in different cities. Killed hundreds of citizens. The country's president decreed a state of emergency and assumed full powers. Clashes flare up and end up killing his wife and children. The president resigned and peace returns to the country. FARC lay down their arms. After many years, the FARC in Colombia lay down their arms, but in the north, a new form and guerrillas call themselves: Guevarists Bolivarian forces. Found in his possession weapons of North Korean and Iranian manufacture. These are some of the visions I had thanks to the power (or perhaps were the result of poisoning with psychoactive substance I gave Miley Cyrus?). We'll see if any are true.
Forecasts for 2011 "The government wants to take over National Beer? French Classes The title of this post is one of the guesswork that can form around the problem that crosses national beer company, because I really can not find a logical explanation for it all. First let's look at history: - A workers' union claims the payment of utilities from 1990 to 2005 the amount of which reaches 90 million - A judge in the trial of childhood and adolescence welcomes the request of former employees and gives the ban on leaving the directors and officers of the Brewery . It also requests the freezing of funds of the company in any financial institution, prohibits the sale of shares and (WATCH OUT FOR THIS) PROHIBITED manufactures and markets PILSENER BEER AND CLUB. "The judge is dumb or made? Say the claim of former employees is fair and assume that the 90 million to be paid by the brewery is the correct amount. How the fuck is going to pay that amount if the brewery can not sell its flagship products in the month of increased consumption? How do you think, that judge, that the brewery is going to pay their workers the thirteenth and Christmas bonuses if the accounts are frozen? Here I can only make a few guesses at tremendous stupidity 1) There is a political issue involved. It may be that the government wants to do some shit to Brewery for one of two things: take over the company and make it the first company in Ecuador's socialist (following the example of Chavez) and thereby control the production of beer and their consumers or favoring some current or future competitor Brewery (Cerveceria Polar able to get right now.) 2) Someone very powerful and not necessarily the government is behind all this. Won the argument (outstanding payments of profits), billetió to a judge and got to shake the largest brewer in the country with similar aims as those outlined in the previous point: trying to promote a competitor or just screw the Brewery. Let's see what happens in the coming days. Perhaps the production of Conquer and come out with flavored Dorada Club Pilsener. What if I tell you is that you hear a rumor that Sab Miller might leave the management of the brewery once you fix the problem.
